Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES
for?
A: It's Braille for "suck here".
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under."
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet.
But when they go, they take your house and car with them.
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY
GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...
Q: What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment?
Answer: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
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5 Answers we have been waiting for - Posted on 2007-03-15 06:40:07
TC 1300cc Superstar
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ummm.... i count 6.....
but lol
5 Answers we have been waiting for - Posted on 2007-03-15 07:41:48
hastie 750cc Boy Racer
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Very good.....lol.........i have one
Q. Why do women close their eyes when having sex.
A. Cause they dont like to see a man have a good time.
5 Answers we have been waiting for - Posted on 2007-03-15 09:39:40
rsvar7 1300cc Superstar
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bit like
1, ewww ur not gonna go down there are u
2,corse u can turn the match off id love to see east enders
3,go on spend as much as u like on my credit card
4,no i doent think u should go bareback
5,no kate beckinsale is a none starter against u
pmsl .....flack jacket on
5 Answers we have been waiting for - Posted on 2007-03-15 11:23:16
Roeby 1300cc Superstar
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brilliant pmsl
5 Answers we have been waiting for - Posted on 2007-03-15 12:46:09
ana 1300cc Superstar
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good ones lol
5 Answers we have been waiting for - Posted on 2007-05-22 15:50:29
count 400cc Rider
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Tee hee
5 Answers we have been waiting for - Posted on 2007-05-22 15:54:15
the_ox 1300cc Superstar
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Count you bored, you`r pullin up old threads!
Mine you the neighbours are getting cheesed off today,everytime one blocks my drive i go down and get them to move. Must be like this all the time when i`m not here. What gives people the right to block you in and say its only for a hour or two?
Two motors in driveway today, been asked what ones mine, so they can block the other one????
AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Bike shops having fun though new cbr is being thrshed to bits, mmmmmm burning rubber!
5 Answers we have been waiting for - Posted on 2007-05-22 15:59:48
count 400cc Rider
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very bored. so bored I started reading old threads. counting bricks in the extension now.cant get pulled by the feds hear.
5 Answers we have been waiting for - Posted on 2007-05-22 16:02:23
the_ox 1300cc Superstar
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Same here gettin sunburn on the roof terrace with a nice white wine. Bastid though with a lcd screen in the sun. Might have to get work to get a tft lappy :D
5 Answers we have been waiting for - Posted on 2007-05-22 19:51:43
the_ox 1300cc Superstar
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We close our eyes cos we wish we were with someone else too, the face pulling is to make you think we are enjoying it!
5 Answers we have been waiting for - Posted on 2007-03-15 06:11:33
5 Answers we have been waiting for - Posted on 2007-03-15 06:40:07
5 Answers we have been waiting for - Posted on 2007-03-15 12:46:09
