Q: Where can women over the age of 50 find young, sexy men, who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car
Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these".
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The Drifter
"Life is a journey...Enjoy the ride!!"
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50+ - Posted on 2007-07-10 08:27:00
sprag 750cc Boy Racer
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forgetfulness is the worst aspect of getting old. By the time I reached the bottom of your thread I'd forgotten wtf it was about.
xx sprag [age 57]
50+ - Posted on 2007-07-10 05:26:56
50+ - Posted on 2007-07-10 08:27:00
