OUCH!!! Don't feck with women from Peru!!! - Posted on 2005-05-18 08:32:31
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LIMA, Peru (Reuters) - A Peruvian woman sank her teeth into the testicles of a man who broke into her property to steal cattle and tried to rape her, leaving doctors no option but to lop one off, police and officials said on Friday.
"It looked like a dog bite. The man arrived with his right testicle dead and hanging by a thread ... there was nothing to do but cut it off," said Hugo Jaime, a surgeon in the regional hospital in Huanuco in the Andes northeast of Lima.
The incident happened on Monday night in a remote village when Hermogenes Meza and 10 men broke tried to steal Elizabeth Coz's cattle.
Coz was not arrested because she acted out of self defence, the officer added. The men ran away when Coz and relatives started stoning them.
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OUCH!!! Don't feck with women from Peru!!! - Posted on 2005-05-18 10:57:17
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good for her well done he might think twice next time. awwww bless him he has less things that r in 2's now lol
OUCH!!! Don't feck with women from Peru!!! - Posted on 2005-05-18 13:47:48
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OOOOOhhhhhhh! I can't see to type anymore 'cos my are are watering big time!!!!!!
OUCH!!! Don't feck with women from Peru!!! - Posted on 2005-05-18 13:49:15
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That was supposed to be my eyes are watering big time!!!!!!
OUCH!!! Don't feck with women from Peru!!! - Posted on 2005-05-18 13:59:38
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ouch normaly thats not cricket,
but looks like it was this time, he deserved it.
[FACT] the jaw muscles is the strongest in the human body, they are capable of biting through bone!! (so i heard, never actually tried)
OUCH!!! Don't feck with women from Peru!!! - Posted on 2005-05-18 15:41:03
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Note to self: Don't steal Roeby's wild life......
OUCH!!! Don't feck with women from Peru!!! - Posted on 2005-05-18 16:49:46
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I hear ya mate, or if ya do steal roebs livestock, wear a chesterdybelt!
Come to think of it whats the point, roebs dont have live stock! haha!
OUCH!!! Don't feck with women from Peru!!! - Posted on 2005-05-18 19:53:35
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does a dog, 2 parrots and 6 fish count?
OUCH!!! Don't feck with women from Peru!!! - Posted on 2005-05-18 22:13:05
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how does that song go................''SUCK ON MY CHOCOLATE SALTY BALLS!!!''
OUCH!!! Don't feck with women from Peru!!! - Posted on 2005-05-19 00:33:25
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However the song goes Si, that man will be singing it in an entirely new octive now!
OUCH!!! Don't feck with women from Peru!!! - Posted on 2005-05-19 07:54:41
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OUCH!!! Don't feck with women from Peru!!! - Posted on 2005-05-18 08:32:31
OUCH!!! Don't feck with women from Peru!!! - Posted on 2005-05-18 10:57:17
OUCH!!! Don't feck with women from Peru!!! - Posted on 2005-05-18 13:47:48
OUCH!!! Don't feck with women from Peru!!! - Posted on 2005-05-18 15:41:03
OUCH!!! Don't feck with women from Peru!!! - Posted on 2005-05-18 16:49:46
