The Irish Daughter - Posted on 2010-01-30 10:36:09
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An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon
> >> her return, her Father cursed her.
> >> "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to
> >> us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not
> >> understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?"
> >>
> >> The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....Dad.... I became
> >> a prostitute..."
> >> "Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're
> >> a disgrace to this Catholic family."
> >>
> >>
> >> "OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this
> >> luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus
> >> a $5 million savings certificate.
> >>
> >>
> >> For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the
> >> sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's
> >> parked outside plus a membership to the country
> >> club........................ (takes a breath).............and
> >> an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my
> >> new yacht in the Riviera and... ..."
> >>
> >>
> >> "Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says Dad.
> >>
> >> Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy!
> >> Sniff, sniff."
> >>
> >> "Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye
> >> said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug."
The Irish Daughter - Posted on 2010-01-30 10:36:09
