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THE POET
I am the poet and writer of words
With the merest thought I can sore among the birds
I slay the dragons within my mind
The beasts and monsters with verse I bind
My song will enchant and charm
Listen to my words and captivate within the calm
They call me the Bard
With blood my past is scarred
Through sun and winters deep I have walked
With kings and beggars I have talked
Seas and deserts I have crossed
Time and toil my skin embossed
Many friends have I made along the way
Many more have past and gone away
From good and evil I have hidden
Of flesh and steel I have ridden
Across fields of green and roads of stone
With skin flayed away to the bone
I have the power of life and death
I can steal the hero’s living breath
The villain’s fate I can seal
Or rescue a lover with swords of steel
I am the One served by the few
Through resurrection I renew
I am Death the harbinger of doom
I am the shadow in the corner of your room
I am Life within rebirth
I deliver vengeance or mirth
I am the beginning I am the end
To Heaven or Hell I can send
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hmmm im sure ive read that before, its beautiful
the poet - Posted on 2004-11-23 12:45:25
Pale_Rider 400cc Rider
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thank you sev although i doubt youve read it before i only wrote it last week
the poet - Posted on 2004-11-23 14:31:21
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The rider is familiar. I think I have met the poet somewhere through the mist.
the poet - Posted on 2004-11-23 14:55:27
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have met or will meet they are the same but separtated by time
the poet - Posted on 2004-11-23 15:37:58
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I'm Marlene durin office hours
In admin c.a.b.
Crosswords in me dinner break
And finish at half past three.
I gets me mum her shoppin' in
Sometimes I cook her tea
An' then I'm home to Chapel Lane
Just seven dogs an' me.
Just severn dogs an' me that is
Till the evenin's midway through
Then I gets a gentleman caller round
maybe some nights I get two.
But please don't get the wrong idea,
Romance aint my belief
I just do personal services
For men that need relief.
It's the blokes what need relief you see
That helps me pay the rent.
Doctors, Lawyers, VIP's
Some well heeled city gents.
Where's the harm me cheerin' up
My diary's always packed.
An' I've got this Inspector chap
Who loves his bottom smacked.
Oh he loves his bottom smacked alright
With a rolled up Sporting Life
Then he'll sit and show me photographs
Of his children and his wife.
I provide this for quite a few
Provides this mid week treat
Forty quid an' strictly cash
No refunds and no receipt.
Treat me like a wife the sod
Roll home at well gone nine
With a tale of how the train broke down
Like HELL the lyin' swine.
Me with a Mills an' Boon? My arse!
I'll stick to what I do best
Chasin the vicar round the settee
With baby oil rubbed on his chest.
So be careful if you consider yourself
An impeccable mother and wife
It could be your husband bent over my knee
When I'm armed with me Sportin' Life.
the poet - Posted on 2004-11-23 16:13:47
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When I was a little boy
Snuggled safe in bed
Dad said I should play with soldiers
If I wanted to get ahead.
So I looked down at my soldiers
Generals and Majors and said
" Sod dads orders"
And I played with my privates instead.
the poet - Posted on 2004-11-23 23:09:52
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Both totally different yet both totally brilliant.
Nice one you two. made my day
the poet - Posted on 2004-11-24 11:06:29
Pale_Rider 400cc Rider
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i thank you mike for your kind verse
i write my words not to line my purse
but for the joy of others to read
for i am not a man of greed
my poems are love inspired
for the lady i have desired
only she knows how much
i long for her gental touch
the time it takes to write my mind
even if long is not a bind
for to you my lady i give my heart
through the love of my art
the poet - Posted on 2004-11-24 14:53:10
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Twas the night before christmas
Old santa was pissed
He swore at the elves
And threw down his list.
Misserable little brats
Ungrateful jerks
I've a good mind
to scrap all the works.
I've busted my ass
For damm near a year
Instead of "Thanks Santa"
What do I hear
The Old lady bitches
'Cause I work late at night
The elves want more money
And the reindeer all fight
Rudolf got drunk and screwed all the maids
Donna is pregnant
And Vixen has Aids
Just when I thought that things would get better
Those arseholes from Customs
Sent me a letter
They say I owe taxes
Now isn't that funny
Who the hell ever
Sends Santa Clause money
I spent a whole year
Making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls
Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of Yo Yo's
No request for them
They all want computors and robots
They think I'm IBM
Flying through the air
Dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys
And skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job
There's no enjoyement
I'll sit on my fat ass
And draw unemployement
There's no Christmas this year
Now you know the reason
I've run off with Rudolph
And flown South for the season
I'll laze in the sun
Into bed I'll get tucked
And those little brats
Well they can all get "F@@KED"
the poet - Posted on 2004-11-24 15:34:17
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Suzy Lee fell in love
And planned to marry Joe
She was very happy
She told her Pappy so
Pappy said " Suzy gal, you'll have to find another
I'd just as soon your mum don't know.
But Joe is your half brother."
So Suzie forgot about her Joe
And planned to marry Will.
But after telling Pappy this
He said "There's trouble still."
"You can't marry Will my girl,
And please don't tell your mother.
'Cause Will and Joe and several more I know
Are your half brothers"
But mother knew and said " Honey child,
Do what makes you happy.
Marry Will, or marry Joe.
'Cause you aint no kin to Pappy."
the poet - Posted on 2004-11-24 19:07:09
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Pale hun, i have just read your poem FANTASTIC. i write poems myself but am afraid i do not have the balls to put them on here....think they are a bit mushy lol
As was said they come from the heart.very powerful thing.....
Your win a womens heart if you can write such wonderful poems............
Every poem tells a story and if you are brave anuff to let people into your heart so they can read them you are great and very brave...............
You should write your own book......
the poet - Posted on 2004-11-25 04:27:05
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One fine day in the middle of the night
two dead men got up to fight
they drew their swords
and shot each other.
the deaf man heard, the blind man saw,
and the mute ran to phone the ambulance.
the ambulance roared round the corner
at five miles per hour,
and knocked over a dead cat and killed it
(or summat like that any way) old and anonymous
the poet - Posted on 2004-11-25 08:44:37
Pale_Rider 400cc Rider
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well i never knew there were so many budding poets out there. scorps your verse is very good it truly tells a story.
Horney the biggest step of writing is your first posting if you feel that you want to share post your work if it comes from your heart then no matter what anyone else thinks it is true to yourself. (a lady told me that about my work, which is why i posted on here).
the poet - Posted on 2004-11-25 22:54:32
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is this the one about roeby mike....?!
the poet - Posted on 2004-11-25 23:08:29
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Roses are red, violets are blue
Mike has problems going to the loo.
Ox has a plan, a clever clever plan,
gettin mike to the pan
We tie his pants, fill with ants,
he wont sleep, he will dance.
All night long, he will groovy,
and be aware when to pooey
This plan will work
otherwise mike is a right berk.
the poet - Posted on 2004-11-23 09:39:59
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