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A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off
a bridge so he stops.
"What are you doing?" he asks.
"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
opportunity he asked ...
"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"
So, she does.
After she's finished, the biker says ...
"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had.
That's a real talent you are wasting.
You could be famous why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
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Martin ☺
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The Kiss ... - Posted on 2011-02-01 20:19:02
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Door's over there Mart -------> get ya coat!
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The Kiss ... - Posted on 2011-02-01 22:03:38
Martin 1300cc Superstar
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Ooooer ...
Have I Pulled ? rofl
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The Kiss ... - Posted on 2011-02-02 19:33:12
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lol.... that wasn't an invitation! ;-)
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The Kiss ... - Posted on 2011-02-04 10:35:36
spacie 1000cc Pro Racer
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oh dear............... I pop in to see whats happening..and I get this ...roflmao!!!!!!!! Was funnt tho
xxxxx
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With pure power...a strong mind and a good heart,
a person is capable of anything they will to be.
The Kiss ... - Posted on 2011-02-04 14:54:21
hammerntongs 1300cc Superstar
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had an experence somthing like that in bangkok tho it wasent a kis id askd for mmmmmmmmmmm
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the grass may verry well be greener on the other side of the fence but its just as hard to cut
The Kiss ... - Posted on 2011-02-05 01:47:04
the_ox 1300cc Superstar
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So hows the sex change gone then?
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by people who annoy me.