5 Mommy, mommy jokes - Posted on 2005-07-13 06:55:44
The_Drifter 1300cc Superstar
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Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sister's guts.
Shut up and eat what's put in front of you.
Mommy, Mommy! Grandma's got a bruise.
Shut up and eat around it!
Mommy, Mommy! Can I lick the bowl?
Shut up and flush.
Mommy, Mommy! I hate tomato juice!
Shut up and drink it before it clots.
Mommy, Mommy! I don't like tomato soup!
Shut up, we only have it once a month.
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5 Mommy, mommy jokes - Posted on 2005-07-13 10:54:02
rev_ 1300cc Superstar
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urgh@once a month..sick man, very sick
5 Mommy, mommy jokes - Posted on 2005-07-13 13:00:14
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