12 reasons to choose a motorbike before a woman - Posted on 2005-09-11 16:39:27
KaptainKwak 1300cc Superstar
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1. You can turn a motorbike on with a button thats easy to find.
2. You can ride a motorbike when and where you want to.
3. A motorbike never gets on your back.
4 Gallon for gallon petrol is still much cheaper than Bailey's
5. Motorbikes are fitted with silencers
6. If a motorcycle breaks down you dont need to take out a mortgage with Interflora
7. A motorcycle only requires attention every 5,000 miles
8. A motobike doesnt get jealous if you throw your leg over another motorbike
9. A motorbike won't run off with the first bloke it sees with a bigger chopper
10. A motorbike will wait quietly outside the pub while you have a good time with your mates
11. A motorbike doesn't complain if you fart while you're riding it
12. A motorbike doesnt need a new pair of shoes everytime you take at out.
From personal experience ive also found it easier to wash soot off me dick than a woman out me hair!
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12 reasons to choose a motorbike before a woman - Posted on 2005-09-11 17:23:58
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so you been speaking from experiance then,good one tho gotta admit you got the angle on it,how about ..you can understand a motorcycle manual
12 reasons to choose a motorbike before a woman - Posted on 2005-09-11 21:57:33
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woman don't come with a manual ......... cos we r individual and fabulous
12 reasons to choose a motorbike before a woman - Posted on 2005-09-12 11:39:09
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why, that should be 12 reasons to choose a motorbike before a man.......pmsl
12 reasons to choose a motorbike before a woman - Posted on 2005-09-12 13:05:13
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how'd you know it would scorps you ever had a blow job off a motorbike?? lol
12 reasons to choose a motorbike before a woman - Posted on 2005-09-12 15:28:40
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pmsl...Nobody in their right mind would ever be able to write a manual for woman...it wouldn't fit on any bookshelf!!
12 reasons to choose a motorbike before a woman - Posted on 2005-09-12 17:23:55
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too many re-editions and who would want a first edition for eve( the first woman!) too many wrinkles and drier than a nuns.......!!
12 reasons to choose a motorbike before a woman - Posted on 2005-09-12 17:28:49
Speedofile 1300cc Superstar
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amen brother!
12 reasons to choose a motorbike before a woman - Posted on 2005-09-14 12:01:22
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Lol damn so true! But without women we would all die out!
12 reasons to choose a motorbike before a woman - Posted on 2005-09-14 12:01:58
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uuuummm still funny tho
12 reasons to choose a motorbike before a woman - Posted on 2005-09-14 16:41:43
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I must admit to being slightly confused... though I am not sure I wan't to know the answer to the question:-
What on the face of this planet, were you doing to get soot on your dick?!?
On the other hand, a list of twelve reasons why you have to choose a motorcycle over a woman, shows that either:-
1) Your other half[1] doesn't understand the whole biking concept!
or
2) You're single and can't get a date with a woman[2]
or
3) There is no "3", read 1) and 2) above!
Footnotes:
[1] Could be male or female or "other", I'm not interested, though good luck to you!
[2] I don't want to know the reason why this is the case, no mail please!
[3] As I said, there isn't a "3"
[4] Stella.
DISCLAIMER! This is intended as a humorous post, if you read it as otherwise, or took this as a personal attack/provocation/pavlova, then log out, open a beer[4], sit down and relax!
12 reasons to choose a motorbike before a woman - Posted on 2005-09-11 16:39:27
12 reasons to choose a motorbike before a woman - Posted on 2005-09-12 11:39:09
12 reasons to choose a motorbike before a woman - Posted on 2005-09-12 13:05:13
