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a man walked into a bar - Posted on 2006-02-08 12:59:44

mandi6763
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A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. "Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent." "One Cent?" the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked: "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?" "A nickel," the barman replied. A nickel?" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?" The bartende! r replied: "Upstairs, with my wife." The man asked: "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?" The bartender replied: "The same thing I'm doing to his business down here." -------------------------------------------------

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	a man walked into a bar - Posted on 2006-02-08 15:50:43
THE_LAST_OUTLAW 1300cc Superstar Joined: Thursday, March 31, 2005 Posts: 633 Location: Creaky Joint City, Achesville, Dodgyknee. United Kingdom	Mand, You're doin' it agin incha?

	a man walked into a bar - Posted on 2006-02-08 17:36:02
the_ox 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, October 30, 2004 Posts: 8803 Location: London United Kingdom	STOP THE REPEAT JOKES NOW PLEASSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

	a man walked into a bar - Posted on 2006-02-08 17:41:23
scunjee 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, October 30, 2004 Posts: 2035 Location: them haggis are slippery wee critters United Kingdom	A man walked into the bar .... and said ouch!

	a man walked into a bar - Posted on 2006-02-08 18:41:24
Speedofile 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, August 12, 2005 Posts: 2255 Location: Reading United Kingdom	First time I saw this...I think!! funny though

	a man walked into a bar - Posted on 2006-07-09 00:17:09
fredcbr6uk 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, July 08, 2006 Posts: 513 Location: beccles United Kingdom	quaility punchline.

	a man walked into a bar - Posted on 2006-07-09 01:02:43
sassy3 250cc Rider Joined: Monday, November 01, 2004 Posts: 47 Location: runcorn United Kingdom	i liked it never hered it b4 made me giggle

	a man walked into a bar - Posted on 2006-07-09 14:24:15
tezzathenezza 1200cc Race Star Joined: Monday, April 24, 2006 Posts: 439 Location: nottingham United Kingdom	tickled me mand....!!....

	a man walked into a bar - Posted on 2006-07-09 15:48:59
Shorty 1100cc Pro Racer Joined: Monday, January 23, 2006 Posts: 372 Location: Cozumel Mexico	I'd never heard it.......like it though. Keep em comin Mandi.

	a man walked into a bar - Posted on 2006-07-09 18:18:55
Scully 1000cc Pro Racer Joined: Tuesday, May 23, 2006 Posts: 299 Location: Antrim United Kingdom	yes mandi some of us havent heard them before so keep them comin! xx stop bein so rude guys! p.s. it was funny!

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