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19 WAYS TO STAY SANE!!!!! - Posted on 2006-03-09 13:41:13

Shorty
1100cc Pro Racer

Joined:
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Posts: 372
Location:
Cozumel
Mexico

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point your Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten over their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds." 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. With a serious face, order a diet water whenever you go out to eat. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, RockBottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

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	19 WAYS TO STAY SANE!!!!! - Posted on 2006-03-09 13:49:03
daisyduke 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, February 04, 2006 Posts: 4574 Location: Bolton United Kingdom	very good lol , I really like the sound of No.19

	19 WAYS TO STAY SANE!!!!! - Posted on 2006-03-09 13:57:11
darcey 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, October 29, 2004 Posts: 3114 Location: Lincolnshire United Kingdom	absolutely brilliant lol

	19 WAYS TO STAY SANE!!!!! - Posted on 2006-03-09 14:00:14
blondie 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, May 06, 2005 Posts: 3971 Location: Gillingham, Kent United Kingdom	EXCELLENT!!!! loved number 17..........done that once to embarrass my eldest......it was sooooooooooooo funny (for me) lol

	19 WAYS TO STAY SANE!!!!! - Posted on 2006-03-09 14:37:24
son_of_smids 1200cc Race Star Joined: Monday, October 03, 2005 Posts: 416 Location: huddersfield United Kingdom	nice like 18 lol

	19 WAYS TO STAY SANE!!!!! - Posted on 2006-03-09 15:26:08
rhona1975 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, May 15, 2005 Posts: 984 Location: london United Kingdom	There's alot of good 'uns in there, pmsl.

	19 WAYS TO STAY SANE!!!!! - Posted on 2006-03-09 16:34:28
Shorty 1100cc Pro Racer Joined: Monday, January 23, 2006 Posts: 372 Location: Cozumel Mexico	#6 got me in trouble at the bank........had to quit it. Bankers have no humor!

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