35 Ways Vibrators are Better Than Men - Posted on 2005-02-15 01:13:48
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Why are vibrators better than men?
* A vibrator doesn't have an orgasm first and then just stop
"vibrating."
* Vibrators are never too busy watching the game on tv.
* Batteries are cheaper than pick up trucks!!
* When we're done with them we can stuff them back in the drawer and not
hear from them until we're ready.
* It's happy to keep going until we're satisfied.
* We can get a bigger one or one that has better options whenever we
want without being called a slut.
* Position is your choice, not his.
* It always is hard.
* It doesn't leave a mess behind.
* You don't have to wear an ill fitting teddy to excite it.
* It doesn't care that you gained 10 lbs.
* It doesn't fall asleep and snore in your ear afterwards.
* You don't have to clean up the apartment before bringing it home.
* Vibrators are better then men because ...
* They don't get tired after the first time
* They never poke you in the back in the morning to see if you are in
the mood.
* Vibrators are better then men because in the morning you don't have to
fix it breakfast.
* Safe sex without a rubber
* A couple batteries and you don't have to put up with the shit, just
turn it off when you get done with it !
* As long as you have a new pack of energizers the vibrator can keep
going and going and going! (while you keep coming and coming!)
* Vibrators are portable so you can do it anytime, anywhere you want!!
* They don't burp, fart, belch or fall asleep on you.
* You don't have to dress up for your vibrator.
* You can show it off to your friends.
* They never wake up at 4 a.m. asking for another one
* It doesn't leave a wet spot.
* It can be stashed away in a drawer.
* It doesn't have a mother!!
* It doesn't require "a little lip action" to get hard.
* You know exactly where it's been.
* Vibrators don't care if you get crumbs in the bed.
* They never come before you do.
35 Ways Vibrators are Better Than Men - Posted on 2005-02-15 01:19:31
notsokwiknick 1000cc Pro Racer
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but they cant use a lawn mower !!!!!!!!!
35 Ways Vibrators are Better Than Men - Posted on 2005-02-15 09:30:34
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....... or buy you shoes !! LMAO
35 Ways Vibrators are Better Than Men - Posted on 2005-02-15 10:39:48
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and who's gonna put the batteries in for ya.lol
35 Ways Vibrators are Better Than Men - Posted on 2005-02-15 11:18:32
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god only put men on this earth because vibrators can't get a round of drinks in!!!!!!!
if only they had the ability to earn more ........ sorry guys but there would be no need for ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
35 Ways Vibrators are Better Than Men - Posted on 2005-02-15 12:30:19
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To all those self-righteous women out there ..... where would you be if your mother had chosen a vobrator instead of your dad ???
A touch short-sighted, I feel ;-)
Cheers
Grim
35 Ways Vibrators are Better Than Men - Posted on 2005-02-15 12:37:35
jayr1cooper 750cc Boy Racer
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does a vibrator buy you pressies at christmas and birthdays i think not enough said really
35 Ways Vibrators are Better Than Men - Posted on 2005-02-15 15:20:57
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and do they do the dishes??? i think not
35 Ways Vibrators are Better Than Men - Posted on 2005-02-15 16:35:20
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bollocks davie neither do u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and i got a dishwasher for them anyway hes called whirlpool!
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