1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
>
> 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
>
> 3. Aren't you that guy from the Village People?
>
> 4. Hey, you must have been doin' at least 120 mph to keep up with
> me...Good job!
>
> 5. Excuse me...is stick up hyphenated?
>
> 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to
> be a cop.
>
> 7. I almost decided to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school
> instead.
>
> 8. Bad cop! No donut!
>
> 9. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
>
> 10. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
>
> 11. Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on COPS?
>
> 12. Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's
> nightstand.
>
> 13. Is it true that people become cops because they're too dumb to
> work at McDonald's?
>
> 14. I pay your salary!
>
> 15. So, uh, you on the take, or what?
>
> 16. Gee, Officer...that's terrific...the last officer only gave me a
> warning too!
>
> 17. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us
does.
>
> 18. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no
> other cars around-that's how far ahead of me they are.
>
> 19. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained
> specialist.
>
> 20. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell
> off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas
> pedal,
> forcing me to speed out of control.
>
> 21. Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44
Magnum.
>
> 22. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?
>
> 23. Oink Oink
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23 things not to say to a cop - Posted on 2006-07-23 14:01:20
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Old but classic, love em.
23 things not to say to a cop - Posted on 2006-07-23 14:06:01
23 things not to say to a cop - Posted on 2006-07-23 13:56:48
