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50th Anniversary Sex - Posted on 2007-01-23 05:49:35

Wildchild
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The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you." "Yes," she says, "I remember it well." "OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?" "Oh, Charlie, you old devil! That sounds like a crazy, but good idea!" There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks to himself, "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes. Both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, still watching them, thinks this was truly amazing. He wants to ask them what their secret is. As the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was > something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?" The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."

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	50th Anniversary Sex - Posted on 2007-01-23 08:45:58
Roeby 1300cc Superstar Joined: Posts: 8884 Location: Derbyshire United Kingdom	pmsl i like that lol

	50th Anniversary Sex - Posted on 2007-01-23 08:46:46
Roeby 1300cc Superstar Joined: Posts: 8884 Location: Derbyshire United Kingdom	oh btw nice to see u r still alive and kicking wild .......... glad u had a good time in daytona

	50th Anniversary Sex - Posted on 2007-01-23 12:38:53
ana 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, February 20, 2006 Posts: 1299 Location: colchester United Kingdom	ha ha like that good one lol, will tell me mother and her toy boy ,,

	50th Anniversary Sex - Posted on 2007-01-23 13:28:57
blondie 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, May 06, 2005 Posts: 3971 Location: Gillingham, Kent United Kingdom	pmsl...liked it!

	50th Anniversary Sex - Posted on 2007-01-23 15:41:25
franonacbr 1100cc Pro Racer Joined: Sunday, July 09, 2006 Posts: 399 Location: beccles United Kingdom	lol brilliant

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